The toy battle

We’ve bought plenty of toys for Harry since he was born and he’s now got everything from trucks to trampolines cluttering our front room.

But however expensive, fancy or exciting the toy, Harry will drop it immediately if there’s even the most remote chance of getting his hands on the Sudocrem for a minute.

I’m not sure why he’s like this – but I’m sure he’s not unique in this regard. I suppose it’s because if he’s not supposed to get hold of something, it makes it all the more desirable.

And it’s not just Sudocrem. There’s the television remote control, food, and anything in the bathroom, particularly shampoo, which he enjoys squirting onto the carpet or, worse, into his mouth.

I find it surprising because his toys are pretty impressive. I’m especially fond of his ‘Whiz-Around Mountain’ car set, which keeps me entertained for hours. Unfortunately, Harry doesn’t share my enthusiasm.

In fact his favourite ‘toy’ is a tent, decorated in extremely bright colours with characters from the children’s television show Waybuloo. Harry likes to hide in the tent while we pretend we don’t know where he is. This usually leads to giggles galore from Harry – and I don’t think there’s a nicer sound on earth.

But Harry’s quest for forbidden objects mean we have to be constantly on our guard. Leaving a door open for just a few seconds prompts a mad dash to escape and, if you’re not quick enough, he’ll be heading for the stairs or kitchen within seconds.

It’s not so bad when you’re at home, but when we’re visiting friends and family – particularly those without small children – it’s a constant battle to stop Harry getting his hands on things he shouldn’t.

I’m sure every parent has been through the same and half an hour of this can leave you exhausted, not to mention embarrassed. Mind you, nobody said being a parent was going to be easy.